SOFT-WEEK : How will you prevent ?

Recently, I came across a news (click here) whereby an Australian lady burn her husband's penis because she's suspecting him of having an affair ! Gosh ! Must be a nightmare for any guys having such a wife around. Too bad, the guy died without having any second chance for revival.

So scenario of the week, what would you do ?

Guys

1. Do not sleep with your wife ? Ensure that your door is locked (preferably a biometric lock)
2. Wear Chasity belt to prevent Edward scissors hand doing his job ?
3. A proximity sensor (something like 7-11 store - ding dong.....) to prevent her from sneaking behind your back
4. Volunteer to be an eunuch before somebody else do the job for you

Seriously, I would advice having a divorce and get out of the house rather than on a constant worry & lookout for the kerosene/cutter coming your way.

What say you.............