Mistresses Hit by Downturn

>> Sunday, November 30, 2008

Source : Today dated 27th Novemeber 2008, Thursday




Wah ! Hahaha ! Mistresses also kana hit by recession sia ! Imagine they suffered from pay cut or retrenchment by their lover :)

I'm wondering do their lover issue pink slip indicating an end to their contract and any notice period will be given loh ! Hahaha

For those folks interested in having some extra love, now maybe a time for bargain hunting ! Do remember, hunt, but don't get hunted !

Happy Hunting

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Fewer Malls Offer motorcycle parking lots

Source : MyPaper dated 27th November 2008, Thursday

I understand it doesn't concern most of you since the majority of you folks are either driving or taking public transport like me :(

Anyway, I'm writing based on my 10 years of experience with motorbiking. As I always tell my friend, in any building, you can 101% confirm to find a parking facilities for car but I can't say the same for motorcycle (cast aside the availability of parking lot). Name me a place whereby there is legal parking facilities for only motorcycle and not car ? (I buy you a MacDonald value meal if you able to name one)

Many years back, I still remember when I was trying to park my bike beside Cineleisure whereby there is a basement carpark sloping downards (just like a deep dark cave). Upon heading towards that hole, to my disgust, I was greeted with a sign indicating no motorcycle parking. To me, it's as good as pointing a middle finger at me and I could hear a voice whispering in my head asking me to "F.O" !

Imagine, there were several cars behind me and each and everyone of them have to reverse slightly to make way for me to perform a magical u-turn right infront of them ! Hahaha. How loser sia !

Nevertheless, it may point to Singaporeans are getting richer, car getting more afforable or shopping malls wanted to convert those money losing space into profit to beat the recession ? Well, I leave that thought to you...................

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Singtel Launches Tracking Services

>> Friday, November 28, 2008


Bad news for Singtel subscribers ! Singtel has recently launched a new and affordable service whereby YOU CAN BE TRACKED anytime and anywhere in Singapore ! Well, to me this sounds like an intrusion of privacy and encouraging dis-trust between parties.

The way Singtel market this service is by targeting the elderly and young ones whereby their safety is a prime concern. Thus, with a press of a few buttons on the mobile phone, their location could be reported back to requestor. Fortunately, this transaction will not be successful without the consent of the user simply by accepting the request on the mobile phone.

Nevertheless, I am pretty sure this is another tool whereby the target audience could be expanded to include checking on spouse and partners as well. Probably, it will create more argument and frustration between parties due to the unwillingness to accept the location request or accepting the request in an untimely fashion (to evade from been at the wrong place at the wrong time). This may intensify the situation and escalate the tension to the next level.

Fortunately, I wasn't with Singtel and this is the best defence you can have for now (until Starhub and M1 start offering such service as well). No service, no check, no talk and no argument. If you are still interested in tracking somebody or been tracked by somebody else, for more information, check out Singtel's press release and product information here.

HAPPY Tracking !

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Men better at detecting infidelity ?

Source : MyPaper dated 26th November 2008, Wednesday

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What an interesting news article claiming men is better at detecting infidelity ! Does that translate to better prevention of wearing a green hat for the guys ?

My personal view is that, in some way, there’s a certain amount of truth in it.

In a typical Asian culture (though the survey was conducted in the West with an unknown sample size), men tend to lead the family, provide for the family and making most of the decisions (I certainly hope that’s true for the guys reading this blog). If the spouse was caught having an affair (Ladies, a tip for you, sing “It Wasn’t Me” by Shaggy), that certainly put a dent deeply to a man’s pride and ego. With the stakes are high, it’s natural to extend his radar to pick up any abnormalities in the spouse’s behaviour.

Next, if both parties do not see each other long/often enough, thoughts tend to run astray and be paranoid about everything. For example, maid issues, I have colleagues and friends that keep on worry about their maid activities back home. Some even installed CCTV to ensure control is still within grasp while others will periodically gave a ring back home to check on them. Thus, I believe, once you can’t get to see something, you tend to be paranoid or skeptical about things may happen. At this point, I do not believe it’s a Mars versus Venus issue but rather a simple common physiological nature.

Lastly, ladies tend to be more emotional and guys steering towards transactional, it will result in a different length of infidelity. The longer you stay in it, the chance of getting caught will increase as well. Thus, that probably explain why guys are better at detecting infidelity, not because man are better but simply the duration of infidelity by ladies are longer that attract unnecessary attention. I know I’m been stereotyping over here (no hard feeling), but dun bash me up for that, I’m just a messenger to spice up your boring day. To sign off, let me dedicate the following music video to all the INFIDELITIES people out there !


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Ugly Singaporean Chiongster tussle over $10 tips

>> Wednesday, November 26, 2008

A fellow stomper witnessed an encounter while passing by one of the popular nightclub in his course of work as an electrician. During one night, as he walked pass one of the KTV room, there was a commotion that caught the electrician’s attention. Out of curiosity, he head towards the source of the commotion and to his horror, there was a tall, skinny and bespectacled Singaporean customer in his early thirties quarreling with a lady furiously while puffing his Marlboro light cigarette away with a conceited look on his face. Perhaps, he was hoping to use some level of smoke screen to get away from the situation.

Throughout the commotion, there was a constant physical tussle between both parties and upon interviewing his friends (introduced to the electrician as R.Martin and J.Bond); the quarrel was sparked off due to a discrepancy with the amount of tips reimburse to the lady for her "companionship". What surprises the electrician was the indifferent attitude (Mr. R busy digging his nose away while shorty Mr.J singing his favourite Mayday song) exhibit by his friends throughout the commotion that lead him to the conclusion that it’s not the first time such discrepancy surfaced.

With further probing, it was realized that the customer offered only $10 due to high level of dis-satisfaction suffered by him. Based on an unnamed source, the minimum market rate ranges between $20 to $30 for a session of companionship involving “non-special” activities. Some of the dissatisfaction cited includes lack of affection, poor attitude, subpar stimulation, foul breath and constant butterfly. It appears that the Singaporean was a usual victim of “Robert” by PRC that accusation and stereotyping wasn’t spared from the heated argument.

Immediately, the lady recognized the denial behaviour exhibited by her customer and retaliated with verbal abuse claiming her “exposure” has seen bigger money than a mere additional $10 note tightly withheld by her cheapo customer. Besides, she stood firmly to her working ethics and would not allow such obnoxious customer getting scot-free without reimbursing the fair amount for her companionship services.

Sensing her fear, desperateness and demonstration of lower values, the customer decided to leapfrog his advantage by summoning the manager to the room to resolve the issue. By spending a considerable amount of time arguing over that $10, she has overlooked the fact that she could have earned more than $10 with the same amount of time with other customers.

Finally, that customer has satisfied his ego and share of fun, he handed that additional $10 note to the lady that brought a grin on her face and she left the room gingerly filled with satisfaction. To add further pain to her ordeal, she accidentally left behind her Esprit t-shirt that easily cost $30 and above.

To the horror & disgust of the electrician, those 3 guys started to think of unimaginable act by peeing on the t-shirt inside the KTV room !!! Gosh ! That would easily warrant a few violation of civil law (e.g. vandalism of property & indecent exposure).

Looks like a pretty bad night for her, besides losing her t-shirt worth $30 stained with pee, she has to work real hard in gaining that additional $10 by losing another $20-$40 of opportunity cost.

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English Premier League Video Highlights : 22nd Nov 2008

>> Sunday, November 23, 2008

Aston Villa(0) V Manchester United(0)


Liverpool(0) V Fulham(0)


Manchester City(3) v Arsenal(0)


Chelsea(0) vs Newcastle Utd(0)

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