Movie Review : Big Stan
>> Sunday, September 14, 2008
IMDB - 6.5/10 (2,566 votes)
Trailer
BengGaBoy Ratings :
3.0 (Good enough to pass time)
Hahaha ! This show is one funny shit from Rob Schneider. Just in case you have forgotten about him, he's the man behind Deduce Bigalow : Male Gigolo, The Hot Chick and The Benchwarmers !
So what's up from this dude this round time ? Well, the story is about a professional conman who trick unaware consumer into buying properties at exorbitant prices at lousy locations. As a Chinese proverb said "上得山多终遇虎", finally, law has caught up with him and he was given a jail sentence. For some reasons (I could not remember why), he was given a 6 months period before he starts serving his sentence.
Upset with the sentence, he went to seek opinions from ex-convicts on how's life like in a prison and immediately he was been warned of getting rape by fellow prison mates ! Hahaha ! So depressed that he went home crying to his girlfriend :) Well, I could imagine his feelings of been helpless and having to subject to a foreign object sticking up your ass where chasity belt is NOT an option and safety is not guarantee by the wardens.
So the poor man decided to enroll himself with some martial arts school, however, patience and time is running out with stakes (his virgin ass) running all time high, he got frustrated and gave up. Suddenly (once again, can't remember how), an old sinseh show up and decided to take him as his disciple imparting skills to defend against getting rape by fellow prison mates.
On his first day of arrival to the prison, he made his presence felt by beating a hell out of those potential rapist instead of waiting for them to bang his ass. From there, the story develops further to uncover one of the conspiracy behind the prison system and organization.........................Watch on and enjoy ! Ooops ! Dun forget your chasity belt :)
Trailer
Starring: Rob Schneider, David Carradine, Jennifer Morrison
BengGaBoy Ratings :
3.0 (Good enough to pass time)
Hahaha ! This show is one funny shit from Rob Schneider. Just in case you have forgotten about him, he's the man behind Deduce Bigalow : Male Gigolo, The Hot Chick and The Benchwarmers !
So what's up from this dude this round time ? Well, the story is about a professional conman who trick unaware consumer into buying properties at exorbitant prices at lousy locations. As a Chinese proverb said "上得山多终遇虎", finally, law has caught up with him and he was given a jail sentence. For some reasons (I could not remember why), he was given a 6 months period before he starts serving his sentence.
Upset with the sentence, he went to seek opinions from ex-convicts on how's life like in a prison and immediately he was been warned of getting rape by fellow prison mates ! Hahaha ! So depressed that he went home crying to his girlfriend :) Well, I could imagine his feelings of been helpless and having to subject to a foreign object sticking up your ass where chasity belt is NOT an option and safety is not guarantee by the wardens.
So the poor man decided to enroll himself with some martial arts school, however, patience and time is running out with stakes (his virgin ass) running all time high, he got frustrated and gave up. Suddenly (once again, can't remember how), an old sinseh show up and decided to take him as his disciple imparting skills to defend against getting rape by fellow prison mates.
On his first day of arrival to the prison, he made his presence felt by beating a hell out of those potential rapist instead of waiting for them to bang his ass. From there, the story develops further to uncover one of the conspiracy behind the prison system and organization.........................Watch on and enjoy ! Ooops ! Dun forget your chasity belt :)
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